What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Do you anal play alone?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s